Connor Brown did not sign yesterday. In fact, many other players have yet to sign too. Cody Franson has not signed (or re-signed)! Jarome Iginla is still looking for a team. Even Jaromir Jagr is still floating around the hockeyverse in non-corporeal form, waiting for a contract to give him molecular cohesion again. No one is signing!
Oh, wait.
This Alex Kerfoot guy signed with the Avalanche. Way to ruin my narrative, buddy.
Just go back to summer, folks, after checking out this NHL news first.