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Why We Hate The Vancouver Canucks

For a country that is stereotyped as being peaceable and polite, it’s pretty remarkable how much virtually every region of Canada hates every other one. Everywhere hates Toronto because it’s a big city and that hurts their feelings or something (I wasn’t really listening, sorry.) But Alberta is constantly threatening to secede and form the Independent Republic of Fossil Fuels. Vancouver would like you to remember it’s been rated the best place in the world to live if you can afford $6000 a month in rent. Winnipeg resents everyone who doesn’t have to live in Winnipeg. And [gestures broadly] Quebec.