It’s Halloween, the one night a year we tell our kids to forget the rules, take all that candy from strangers. When they return we as parents will do our duty and make sure everything is safe and the candy isn’t poisoned, tampered, or raisins.
Then we teach them about the real world by taking our 50% parent tax - they have to learn some time.
If you have a party to attend, or are short enough that you’re going to try and get some candy out of your more dumb neighbours, will you be dressing up as a Maple Leaf tonight?