It’s time for the latest update in our recurring series where we look around at our rivals and laugh.
Montreal Canadiens
The mystique of the Habs is dead!
Let me elaborate on that. The mystique of the Habs has actually been no great shakes for a while now. While the Montreal fanbase is eternally impressed with its masturbatory pregame ceremonies and the fact that they were very good in the 1970s, the fact is le bleu, blanc et rouge have been le mediocre for un while now. But the decay of the franchise has finally become so impossible to ignore that even diehards have to admit the glory has faded.