Every now and then, I like to split my Leafs’ fan brain in two and hash out how I’m feeling. This is one of those times. Let’s start with the forwards.
The Forwards
Optimist: Well, after an early slump, it looks like the Leafs have begun to settle in nicely. That low shooting percentage was never going to persist long, and a team this talented—
Pessimist: Shut the fuck up!
Optimist: What?
Pessimist: Stop it! Stop it! Shut the fuck up.
Optimist: Look, we have to do the bit here.