Ah, September. The air is a little cooler, the kids are back in class, and people are having dumb arguments about pumpkin spice lattes. And I can feel my Leafs fan split personality rise to the surface.
Let’s roll.
Optimist: [cackling maniacally]
Pessimist: Well aren’t you awfully chipper this morning.
Optimist: I’m always chipper. It’s my sole character trait.
Pessimist: [rolls eyes]
Optimist: Is there a forward group in the league that will outscore this one?