Yesterday, we fired up the Bizarro-meter for our annual rundown of the offseason’s strangest moves, starting with the Eastern Conference. It barely registered a reading for the Capitals and Bruins, beeped a few times for the Islanders and Red Wings and was actually starting to smoke by the time we got to the Habs and Hurricanes.
Today, we move on to the Western Conference. Will anyone top Carolina’s East-leading score of 9.1? Let’s find out.
Pacific Division
Anaheim Ducks
The offseason so far: They didn’t add much to a roster that missed the playoffs.