The NHL announced its headline entertainment for the 2018 All-Star Game, and guess what?
Look: the NHL is probably never going to be as cool as other major sports leagues, and that’s not the end of the world. We’re all used to the NHL announcing past-their-prime rock acts as entertainment. For example, they brought the Goo Goo Dolls out to play the Winter Classic this year, a band whose biggest hit was twenty years ago. That’s not exactly cutting edge, but hey, okay. I like a couple of Goo Goo Dolls songs! Whatever.
The problem with Kid Rock is not just that his music fucking sucks, although it does.