Earlier today some wag made a joke about all the stories out there about how Dubas has a phone:
Early draft weekend summation of the Leafs news: Kyle has a phone. Kyle's gotta phone some guys and do some stuff. Kyle's been phoning some guys.
— Pension Plan Puppets (@PPPLeafs) June 20, 2019
And to be serious, that’s about what the early offerings from various outlets of higher journalism were genuinely reduced to printing.
But Darren Dreger upped the ante with this:
Toronto Maple Leafs bracing for activity.