Welcome to Toronto, New York Islanders. Feel free to take a look around the place. We have everything you’d want in New York, just a little less of it. We have museums. We have ferries to islands. We have traffic and jerks on the sidewalks and occasionally we get subway service! We have hot dog carts that are better because ours grill the hot dogs instead of boiling them. We have commuter trains and two airports just like New York does.
What we also have, is an arena that doesn’t hate hockey.
Imagine this, the Toronto Toronto’s (we’ll fix that name) sharing space at the Air Canada Centre with the Maple Leafs.