1. Why the Leaf no play good? The Toronto Maple Leafs are 4-6-0 in their last ten games. This is upsetting!
Now, the Leafs are also still second in the Atlantic Conference, and they did play notably well against the best team in the universe on Thursday (and won!) But that’s not the point. We lost, we are sad.
I’m not telling anyone not to feel feelings or anything, but could I maybe suggest something: scale your upset a little bit. Here is a convenient 1-10 scale for Leafs Upset.
1: Auston Matthews only scores two goals in a game
2: The Leafs win based off only trying for ten minutes in the third period
3: Garret Sparks (he just makes people upset)
4: The Leafs lose to a bad team, but it’s mostly goaltending
5: The Leafs lose to a bad team, and they look like ass butt
6: The Leafs lose two out of three
7: The Leafs lose six out of seven
8: The Leafs lose like twenty consecutive times
9: Dave Nonis is hired to come in and clean up the mess
10: DAVID CLARKSON IS BACK
11: You know who would be a good fit for the coaching job?