Every so often I get a pitch from someone who wants to give me data on how expensive tickets to the Maple Leafs are. They want me to write an article that uses their data to promote their service, which is hard not to see as a carefully designed tool to state the obvious. This would be like making a statistical model that managed to tell you Connor McDavid was good at hockey and not much else.
StubHub wanted us to do an article about their service, which is something you might actually be interested in ahead of the HHOF induction game against the Bruins (why, though?