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Is there an actual mailbag or is it a metaphor for how empty our lives were without Auston Matthews?—JaredFromLondon

He’s back. It’s okay everyone. The sun has come back to us.

To what god(s) should I pray to ensure Andersen stays healthy this year?—Arvind

Apparently the Danes have the same basic Norse pantheon as neighbouring cultures, so I’m going with Thor. STRENGTH. BATTLE. INVULNERABILITY. Plus maybe the thunder god can protect us from the greatest threat to any NHL player, which is attempted murder by the Tampa Bay Lightning’s Jake Dotchin.

I considered Eir, goddess of healing, but we don’t want Andersen to need any healing.