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Mailbag: Jake Gardiner and Jurassic Park’s Management Issues

You are on an airplane and both pilots have become incapacitated. You take it upon yourself to try to fly the plane. You need to choose a co-pilot; every other passenger is a current Maple Leaf. Who do you choose and why?—Zambulance

I’m reading this as only including players and not other members of the organization, like, I dunno, the team plane pilot. So in that case: Zach Hyman. One, he’s a rich kid, so for all I know he’s been around planes at some point, and two, he seems pretty smart. Zach and I could figure it out, I bet.