I committed to recapping the Leafs vs Isles game. Why? I don’t know. Self-loathing, maybe.
You know, when I was like five or so, I thought the second line of the American national anthem was “by the donserly light”, and I just assumed sooner or later someone would explain to me what it meant. I was confident that the wisdom would come to me eventually. I was so much more Zen as a child.
John Tavares starts with a strong o-zone shift, and the Isles crowd chants to show everyone that they’re not mad and actually this is funny to them.