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Get to know PPP: Species 1967

Q: Who are you and where did you come from?

Birthed from womb of Dragon's maw, and borne unto the stars, by light and darkness cast aloft.

Or something like that.

I was actually born in fluidic space in the mid-24th century. My sole purpose in life was to kill that annoying clarinet playing twerp Harry Kim on USS Voyager. Unfortunately the wily Captain Janeway kept foiling my plans with a series of increasingly implausible plot twists that made that whole show such an insufferable slog.

Then, in a blinding flash of simulated lens flares, the time line was rebooted and I was born again as a human male in a place called Hamilton, Ontario: that weird city on the other side of the lake with lots of one way streets and idle steel mills.