Welcome to the latest entry in Pension Plan Puppets' hard-hitting, Pulitzer Prize winning investigative series. I don't really like writing about myself, so I decided that instead of writing my own biography, I'd take this opportunity to answer some of the questions I'm most frequently asked, in a segment we will intriguingly title "Frequently Asked Questions".
[Note: We haven't actually won a Pulitzer. Yet! Because the 2015 nominations are still ongoing. But it seems inevitable.]
FREQUENTLY ASKED QUESTIONS
Q: Are you a real doctor? I've heard that Dr. Aglikepull is just a pen name.