Game one media scrums with the Maple Leafs

Patrick Marleau has done all of this before (and he will do it again).

First up, the dad beard is doing all right, and he wants everyone to play right. The grade one reader in Saskatchewan is all about a kid who learns to play the right way.

Next is Auston Matthews:

His cliché and beard game is coming on, although he gives a good game analysis near the end of this one. He seems very comfortable in this role of voice of the team. Step back and this scrum looks like this:

Shockingly, our early beard game leader seems to be a certain team centre.