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FTB: I'm sick so don't get your hopes up

Good (cough) morning Toronto (sneeze) Maple Leafs fans (blows nose).

It's January so that means two things: 1) The weather is awful, cloudy, and the sun is hiding.

2) Everyone you know is carrying some sort of virus or bacteria that's looking to latch onto you and ruin your life.

I hate January. I'm sick, can't sleep, and every time I move my body decides it's the perfect time to try and cough up, like, everything inside of me.

I can't concentrate long enough to be properly coherent so here are some links and if I survive I'll see you tomorrow.