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From the Branches: Why doesn’t Jughead eat hamburgers on Riverdale?

Related Topics: Hamburger, Jughead Jones

Good Morning PPP.

I’ve started watching Riverdale out of morbid curiosity (Archie and Ms. Grundy do it? What?) and first of all: this dark gritty reboot thing is getting out of control. First Cars gets one and now Archie.

Secondly, where are Jughead’s giant piles of Hamburgers? He’s well known for eating the delicious ground meat sandwiches, and now it’s gone? Why? Why?

Well, I guess the Ottawa Senators like this interpretation, because they’ve placed their own Hamburger minded fellow on waivers. Andrew Hammond is no longer required by the Ottawa Senators, so they’re giving him away for free to any takers.