Happy Friday, everyone! The Toronto Maple Leafs are on the second of two days off, a relatively rare thing in this compressed season. I hope they all are enjoying their rest and relaxation before—let me check my notes—oh, right. Starting on Saturday, they play four games in six days, a party that gets started by flying to Edmonton to face the Oilers. I, uh, hope they have fun with that.
[Ed. note: this is the only time in history the words “party” and “flying to Edmonton” have ever been used in the same sentence. We’re breaking new ground here, people.