An Auston-Matthews-less Toronto Maple Leafs lost to the Winnipeg Jets last night, a state that was hopefully an aberration, as day-to-day can mean anything from “the player’s mustache was urgently in need of grooming” to “his leg was not totally severed from his body.”
auston matthews mains Luigi in smashBros because of his moustache because of course he does pic.twitter.com/xDHxsHKLqj
— mitch marney (@marnylandersen) April 14, 2021
Speaking of Auston, this is, possibly, the least surprising fact I’ve ever learned about Auston Matthews.