As the season goes on, it appears that more and more teams are not realizing their true potential. While some may look to trades to shake up their roster, that's just silly, because nobody makes trades anymore. The real solution to right the ship? Hire a new coach.
Who, you may ask? Luckily for you, we here at Pension Plan Puppets Heavy Kitten Manufacturing and Pug Ranch GmbH LLC are also in the business of employment services. Our one client is looking for work, and we'd like to find him work by the New Year so we can get a compensatory draft pick he can provide for his family in 2016.