Brendan Shanahan takes a page out of Steven Stamkos' book

In the world of sports fandom, there are many who are excitable conspiracy theorists. What better way to pass the time than to theorize on every possible move, however probable or improbable, to ensure your team becomes awesome? And the Toronto Maple Leafs could use some of that awesomeness.

Okay, yes, there's Auston Matthews - but let's get more, while we're at it.

You know, another big name centre. Who just so happens to be from the area, and has a history of trolling Leafs fans on Twitter.

Shanahan, for the record, does follow @Simmsation, but not the dude whose tweet he liked.