The following are topics I choose not to write about. Luckily for you interested parties there are thousands of other websites covering all three in great detail.
1. The Royal Birth
I hear a young British couple just welcomed a healthy daughter into the world. Good for them. I wish them all nothing but happiness, but my interest level is minuscule.
2. The Death of Boxing
I understand a couple of boxers just made gobs of money. Neither are guys I'd want to grab a coffee with, but that's not why I'm not going to write about how boxing died on Saturday night.