Happy Monday, gang! How was everyone’s weekend? I heard the Super Bowl was... on TV.
In all seriousness, though — I hope everyone spent their weekend as I did: slowly weaning themselves off freebasing the 24/7 #tfclive messtival of tears... well, trying to anyway.
I mean... the hot takes? Delicious. The trolling? LEGENDARY. There’s Revisionist History! Chat-room pitchfork mobs! There are Twitter feuds starting over semantics! There’s Impact fans chirping at us en francais! We have culture wars! We have a season-ticket return policy, apparently!
The Memes! The Photoshop fake-outs! The “my sources tell me”s!