First things first - Three Cheers for the Stats GOAT, Martyn Bailey, for stepping in my absence last round. I was enjoying the scenery of the mighty Lake Huron and celebrating my 2 year wedding anniversary, sans capable internet. Getting enough signal to watch the match in 20p resolution was ... fun.
Next up, I would be doing a MASSIVE disservice to TFC History/The Soccer Gods if I didn’t remind the community that exactly five (5) years ago, at BMO field, an atomic ant stepped off a plane and did THIS:
Honestly.