By the time we get to Phoenix...
Hey, not many people know that song was written by Melania Trump.
The two teams split a pair of games at the RC last month, as I recklessly returned from my self-imposed exile to start a Game Thread. (Ohmigawd, he's doing it again! We're doomed! Doomed, I say!) This is another two game set and as such gives me a chance to ease the burden so bravely borne by 2JBrumfield and Eephus. A split, and I can carry on, ya see.
The Snakes have recalled Zack Godley to start tonight's affair - he's a big RH who was acquired from the Cubs in the ---------- deal.