And if California slides into the ocean
Like the mystics and statistics say it will
I predict this motel will be standing until I pay my bill
Two games on Tuesday, Shohei Ohtani on Thursday... this week will be lit, as the kids say.
If that's what the kids say. Come on, how would I know?
The Angels are puttering along at .500, in fourth place, ten games behind the Astros. They shouldn't feel too bad about this. Mike Trout - you know, the best baseball player in the world - has missed 76 of the team's 112 games.