I can cry, beg and whine
To every rebel I find
Just to give me a line
I could use to describe
I think this is a good time to remind the People of Earth that Taylor Swift played two shows at the Sprint Center in Kansas City last month. (You've heard of the Sprint Center? It opened in 2007, it cost $276 million, it seats roughly 18,000 people, and it's the home of the Kansas City Command. Yes, the Kansas City Command. Arena football, if you please.) So Taylor! You took the trouble to go there.