It's Shohei Ohtani's world and we are just living in it.
Into the American League! As an honest aside, I'm surprised I've gotten this far. Usually the NL Central and my Reds optimism slows me down so much that by the time I get here, opening day is in less than 72 hours and I have no chance of finishing this. It's kind of like playing the original Castlevania on NES and getting stuck on that hallway level with all the knights and flying medusa heads. I hope at least one person reading this can relate.
Anyway to baseball!