If anyone out there is looking to become the Jeff Foxworthy of fantasy football comedy (not a real thing), you could easily construct a bit along the lines of, "If all of your Week 5 start sit questions involve rookie running backs you just picked up off the waiver wire...you might have some bye-week and injury problems."
Sorry, I'm not nearly as funny as The Fox, so forgive me if that didn't split your sides. In my defense, that joke is really more about the delivery than the actual words, so it probably doesn't play as well in print.