1a. The date is Feb. 6, 2021. It’s been 17 days since the MyPillow Guy was sworn in as the 46th President of the United States (it was an incredible 11th-hour write-in campaign after cable news channels just wouldn't stop booking him). But despite his promise to cure COVID by lulling the novel coronavirus to sleep upon encased shredded polyfoam, the pandemic shows no signs of slowing down. Still, the nation’s collective spirit will surely be lifted in 32 hours, when Super Bowl LV, pitting the hometown Bucs against the defending champion Chiefs, kicks off in Tampa.