We put NBA players in male rompers because someone had to

If you're mad about this, blame the Warriors.

They're the ones who signed Kevin Durant and turned this postseason into the Red Wedding on hardwood, subsequently leading me to Photoshop male rompers onto NBA superstars in an attempt to feel some shred of joy as the NBA season comes to a chalky, unsurprising end.

So now we have NBA team-colorway rompers—a basketball-ized version of the one-piece men's leisurewear that became popular back in May.

I can't make this series competitive, but I can cloak Isaiah Thomas' tiny frame in full-body man-jamas.