1. The last thing I’d ever do as a fat person is shame someone else for having unhealthy eating habits because, you know, glass houses …
However, I will absolutely shame someone for having disgusting eating habits.
This brings us to Cowboys owner Jerry Jones, who was seen on last night’s debut episode of Hard Knocks absolutely covering his McDonald’s Sausage and Egg McGriddle in salt.
The breakfast sandwich, which features the vintage McDonald’s square scrambled egg with sausage and cheese between two syrup-infused pancakes, already contains 1,290 milligrams of sodium.