Of all the frivolous things I have written in a long and mostly frivolous career, today’s feature is definitely top-three in terms of frivolousness.
The mission here is to deliver a two-round rookie dynasty mock, which would of course be a sensible thing to do in the days immediately following the actual NFL draft. But it is perhaps not the most reasonable exercise when the draft is nearly a full month away.
Obviously we cannot make informed value decisions about individual prospects without knowing team context. No one around here is recommending that any dynasty league hold its rookie draft at this exact moment.