On Monday, the Brewers slow-roasted the Orioles by a score of 8-1 (box score), and along the way Milwaukee shortstop Orlando Arcia could not stop because he would not stop. What are we talking about? We're talking about what follows, which is action-news footage of Mr. Arcia's 80-grade evasive tactics ...
Upshot: Arcia scored from first on an infield single by the pitcher. Basically, he hustled from first to third, slid past the bag at third, proceeded toward home, wound up in a pickle, and used all available baserunner-ly wiles to score a run.