Last week, the Internet gods blessed the world with Frinkiac, a search engine for Simpsons quotes with more than three million screencaps and the ability to overlay the text of the Simpsons quotes.
It's not a complete database — Professor Frink saying "it's good to be Greinke" from the "MoneyBART" episode isn't there, for instance — but there is so much there. So very much.
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So, it's only natural to pair up Simpsons moments with all 30 Major League Baseball teams.