Yahoo Sports · Dec 20, 2019
The PGA Tour doesn't know what to do with Patrick Reed
(Yahoo Sports illustration by Michael Wagstaffe)Golf’s full of pleasant little aphorisms about honesty and hard work that its most ardent supporters trot out like commandments — “You may as well praise a man for not robbing a bank,” "Golf is a game of inches. The most important are the six inches between your ears,” et cetera. They’re pithy, catchy little metaphors, perfect for break-room motivational posters and corporate-presentation PowerPoints. And they’re no good whatsoever when someone starts — metaphorically — swinging chairs and turning over tables.