The People V. Lena Dunham, Defendant

Now comes before the court of public opinion, the matter of the People v. Lena Dunham, Defendant. Defendant is a 30-year-old white American female from New York County, New York and is currently employed as an actress. The People have brought this action in connection with Defendant’s malicious crime of character assassination, racial stereotyping, bigotry, sexism and reckless endangerment of that certain Odell Beckham Jr., a 23-year-old black American male from Baton Rouge, Louisiana. who is currently employed as a wide receiver with the New York Giants in the National Football League.

The Facts of the Case

On or about May 2, 2016, a Met Gala function was held at the Metropolitan Museum of…