August is fantasy football draft season, the time you get together with all your closest “friends” to pick the 16 guys that will control the next four months of your life — even though you’ve never met them. This practice brings out the crazy in those “friends,” but everyone falls into one of just a few categories. Here are the nine different personalities you’ll find at a fantasy draft:
1. The Commissioner
This guy didn’t take the position because he knows being commish is a thankless job that someone’s gotta do; he took the position because he’s power hungry.