THREE YARDS AND A CLOUD OF DUST
After a fan illicitly scattered the ashes of a loved one onto Heinz Field during the Steelers-Broncos game in Pittsburgh, another fan told WTAE’s Action News 4 that “remains blew onto him and others in the stadium, as well as into their food.”
GRISTLED VETERAN DIVER-TICULITIS MELON BALLER
Twins center fielder Byron Buxton had a root canal in spring training after chipping his tooth while eating a steak.
A Cape Cod lobster diver was wholly ingested by a humpback whale that spat him out after 30 seconds.
On the Manning brothers’ Monday Night Football simulcast, Eli Manning asked former linebacker Ray Lewis whether he would rather have $10,000 in cash or Peyton’s helmet full of quarters.