Stephen Curry can put a basketball in a hoop from halfcourt, but a baseball in a glove is apparently a different story. His spouse wasn't much better.
Curry and his wife Ayesha took part in side-by-side first pitches at an Oakland Athletics game on Wednesday. Neither pitch was remarkably bad in the grand scheme of awful first pitches, but the comedy compounds when they're taken together.
Leo Tolstoy didn't exactly write "All good first pitches are alike, but every bad first pitch is bad in its own way," but the Currys illustrate that principle enough.