Fat Rex Ryan is coming back.
The Bills coach told reporters on a conference call he recently underwent surgery to have his lap band removed.
But now with his brother Rob on staff in Buffalo, Rex will return to his natural, orb-like figure.
"I told (Rob), we'll figure this out together (without the lap band)," Ryan said, according to the New York Post. "Plus, I won more games without it than did with it in."
Rex went 20-13 in his first two seasons with the Jets and made consecutive trips to the AFC title game.