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A little over two years ago, John Means felt his career had stalled to the point where his priority wasn’t refining his pitching craft or trying new workout routines. Instead, he was fine-tuning his LinkedIn bio.
Aside from “professional baseball player,” Means’s previous work experience included a four-month stint as a substitute teacher at De Soto Public School District 73. Two years later, it’s safe to say Means won’t need to worry about keeping that profile up to date any time soon.