I should commend you on that incredible play, Brandon Drury. But first...
Let me take a selfie.
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Today in news destined to disturb the moral fiber lodged in Goose Gossage's fortified intestines, a millennial man had a front-row seat to an incredible catch by the Diamondback, Drury, whose momentum took him into the stands as he chased down a foul ball from the Marlins' Martin Prado. And that millennial man became the story.
Bro-fan Blake Mathesie, cell phone in one hand and throwing up deuces with the other, wanted to not only capture the moment — but capture himself in the moment.