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Matthew Stafford isn't going anywhere—at least if Matt Patricia has anything to say about it.
The Detroit Lions coach appeared on Good Morning Football on Thursday, telling Peter Schrager the trade rumors surrounding Stafford are "comical."
"It's comical, kind of, to me, to be honest with you. Not interested in doing any of that. There's no conversation of that whatsoever," Patricia said. "In fact, I was away, I was actually at my college—yeah, the Mighty Engineers—and I was back there when that news broke and I'm looking at my phone, I'm like 'What is going on?