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Indians infielder and Gentleman of Renown Juan Uribe is not known for his muted fashion tastes. As such you may not be surprised to learn that Uribe's recent selection of Leisure Footwear was designed both to impress and to reduce the velvet ropes of this world into a state of awed recoil. Please observe, but do not touch ...

— #WWWWWWWWWindians (@Indians) June 26, 2016

Impressive, yes, but a better glimpse is clearly in order.