1. Every single one of you reading this has at one point in your life faked “food poisoning” to get out of a day of work. It’s just one of those things people in the workforce do from time to time ...
And when you try to pull this move, not one of your coworkers believes you. They know you’re trying to pull a fast one and you just want to spend the day in bed or hit the beach.
Most people won’t call out a coworker for trying to get away with the fake food poisoning routine because it’s sort of an unwritten rule that everyone will try to get away with it at some point , so it’s best everyone just keeps their mouths shut.