Early in a gripping, excellent-as-usual story about LeBron James by SI's Lee Jenkins is the obligatory J.R. Smith anecdote.
On June 20, around 3 a.m. at the Wynn hotel in Las Vegas, the Cavaliers lost track of (James). While they toasted their title poolside at XS Nightclub—where Smith sprayed $23,000 worth of champagne, according to credible estimates—James slipped out the door. He wound up at Allegro, an Italian restaurant on the casino floor, sitting silently over a Margherita pizza.
Right; LeBron pulling the Irish Exit and hanging out alone, picking at a pizza.